cortonism:

me at the clubs

cortonism:

me at the clubs

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

bitchesaloud:
d0gbl0g:


pupside down

d0gbl0g:

pupside down

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

Just snorted

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

This

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

This